Editor's note: Teaching Sir Isaac "Fig" Neutron English is not a crime on the planet Whimsy, however, it is punishable by death thoughout the Human Federation. I understand the Krrgassst have even more severe punishments if you were to teach him Krrgasstain.
If you would like to read Sir Isaac’s treatise in its original Whimsy click here. Oh, that always makes me feel light headed.
To overcome the lack of gravity women on Whimsy often wear magnetic shoes (see illustration)
These shoes are very popular and most women feel that they give them a longer silhouette. Of course the drawback of magnetic shoes is that you can only walk on metallic surfaces. This doesn't faze Whimsy women since they like to be driven from place to place.
Which brings us to driving on Whimsy. It is best describe as an exercise in contortionism. Only the fittest and most flexible among the population drive. One good thing is it is fairly hard to put any kind of pressure on the accelerator hence there aren't many tickets issued for speeding and fast and crazy drivers are a rarity. Recently Sir Isaac was once again quietly sitting under a tree when he was hit on the head with a PC. He has been working ever since on his paper:
But he can't seem to get all the bugs out. Which I understand is perfectly normal with a PC. But enough on the scientific breakthroughs on Whimsy, what everyone wants to talk about is the food. For example the sauté sea slugs harvested from the 6th moon are truly out of this world.
Please e-mail your questions on life on the planet Whimsy so that I can make a FAQ page.