The Top Ten Dossier (or Term Paper) Subjects
(apparently for reasons diverse)
1. Rock and Roll and Why I Will Quit the School
to Go on Tour.
Introduction: Me and My Guitar or why no one sleeps
well at in the dormitories
A Cost Analysis. How to encourage groupies. Roadies
2. My English Teacher and My Magnificent Maniacal Obsession
How it all started. Methods of slow and painful deaths.
How I plan to...
3. Bombs, Explosive Devices, Paramilitary Killing Techniques
as Found on the Web
Real demonstrations (protective clothing mandatory)
SpatterProof screens optional
Career choices: money and be a mercenary or support
a cause be a fanatic?
And (of course) in conclusion a short discourse on
why all of this is really bad.
4. Why is Sex Fun? From an Engineer's Point of View.
Why spend so much time on it? How many "sexes are
there?" Women: what do...
5. Illegal Drugs: a Personal Exploration of Drugs at the
What to try first. Who to see at the school. Do I
need a mentor?
What music goes best with what illicit substance
Yes in the great English literary tradition of Samuel
Coleridge and Timothy Leary...
6. How to Be a Software Pirate for Fun and Profit
Learning your way around the chat rooms. Where to
find clients. Money transfers.
Can hacking help? Who's watching you...
7. Tattoos and Piercing: a Practical Course
How not to die from poisoning or toxic shock. Japanese
vs Western Tattoos.
Live demos: Jailhouse tattoo techniques that you can
do at home.
Which piercing or tattoos will shock and outrage your
parents the most.
(Sissies and the faint hearted need not come to the
8. How My Pornographic Website Made Me a Millionaire.
Right, the inside scoop: Why make the site sticky?
Know your customers.
How to choose the pictures, raunchy or soft
9. Going Without Sleep: a Private Account
Day One the easiest phase. The risks of too
Hallucinations and school work or why this
may help in advance Physics or
10. Getting an Internship in the Russian Mafia
The real Capitalism! The small arms of choice.
The list of Russian swear words.
Your cell phone and your life expectancy...
Yet each year our students submit boring stuffy subjects. Every year,
professors lament the lack of a personalized touch in these reports, calling
them too scholastic or even accusing the student of purposely trying to
put the teachers to sleep during the orals. Obviously it does not have to
be this way.
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