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This quiz is just a sample of the TOIEC exam or Test Of Enchantments, Incantations, & Charms.
Questions 181- 184
Troll Obedience School
Here at TrollDoRight! Troll and Ogre Training, which has served the Greater Magical London and it's suburbs
since 1523, we have a wide variety of troll and ogre obedience programs to suit every need and price range.
Trained by professionals! Every one of our Senior Trainers is a graduate of either Beauxbatons Ecole de Magique Arts,
Salem School for the Magically Inclined, or Durmstrang Institute of Magic. Why go elsewhere?
Factory style, cookie cutter obedience classes can't help you with real "Troll and Ogre" problems.
Here at TrollDoRight our system is based on customizing lessons to you and your situation.
Give us the age, breed, tempermental quirks etc. and our trained staff will formulate a program for you.
Look at just a FEW of the many Troll behavoral problems that you and our clients deal with everyday: Simple Common Particularly Onerous Jumping Potty training Eating house elfs Dismembering muggles Chasing broomsticks Biting your children Uprooting trees Digging Dens Marking Territory Growling Stealing clothing Chewing on wands and other magical devices
The list is long and we handle all sorts of difficulties. Together we will overcome them!
Run of the mill Group Troll Training Classes or Ogre Obedience Classes don't touch on these diverse and sometimes grave problems.
Oh average obedience classes are super for teaching you and your animal to walk in a circle , sit, fetch a tractor, or play dead.
But they don't look at your Troll and what you actually want to do with him. Plus other schools , unfortunately, are only in it for the money. For example: Have you already bought expensive, bizarre equipement (like Head Harnesses, or magic troll muzzles ) only to find that they did not work or even hurt your troll or ogre? You'll see none of that at TrollDoRight. We are in the business professionally and take great pride in servicing the Wizarding World. We wouldn't stoop to chicanery just to make a little more money.
So whether you are novice who has just bought an adorable baby troll or want to include security ogres to your workforce,
don't hesitate Owl mail TrollDoRight today!
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