Now that you have finished a brief description of your planet and life forms that might be found there wouldn’t it be nice if you were to compile a list of

Useful Phrases for the Tourists

for example :

AT THE SPACEPORT :

No sorry being desmembered and shipped in seperate packages would upset my stomach, sorry.

or

AT THE HOTEL:

That is my dog. It is not intended as a tip.

AT THE PARTY:

Is that you that’s speaking? Which one of you is talking to me ?

IN THE HOSPITAL:

No this is my mouth ! .

SIGHTSEEING:

What just happened to our tourguide ?

At THE RESTAURANT OR DINING WITH FRIENDS :

No Thank you.

AT THE THEATRE:

Should the walls be deforming like that ?

In GENERAL :

Can’t we simply remain friends ?

This is meant to be a guide. I am sure you can think up an inventory of useful phrases for visitors to your planet. Another idea to ruminate on is that perhaps it might be necessary to fabricate a universal translating machine stocked with such phrases. It might be fun to have this sort of construct on your pages.