Are you worried that after three hundred years of living the good life you have no more room for recent memories? Do your business rivals seem to be getting smarter and smarter? Are you afraid you just can't cut it any more?
Worry no longer. Just grow some brains!
Yes with our new patented process you can inlarge your cranium in no time. Look at these unretouched photos of one of our millions of satisfied customers. See the diference?
  Just look at how unintelligent he looks before and how much smarter he seems now. This could be you!
But how does it work?
Technically the process is quite simple: Over 16 micro robot surgeons will open the cranial fissures that you had when you were born. Just like in Nature. Then they will insert tiny ceramic coated titanium struts to keep the cracks from closing (see illustration below) creating more volume in the cranal cavity. Intially
this space will be filled with saline solution. After activation the Telemerase Transfer Process and host of
other hormones (Our Top Secret Formula) your gray matter will be returned to a fetal state. It will begin to expand to fill the empty space. Bone growth formula is placed along the newly formed cracks and the skull rapidly becomes as strong or even stronger than before.
Will I really be more intelligent?
Not necessarily, but in the majority of our clients this was the case. Many reported developing new skills like playing the piano or writing poetry. Why not you?
Is it painful?
Not at all, the proceedure is done under local anesthetics. It is true that there is some discomfort associated with the  healing mode and occationally, patients report be encumbered with wearing a hard hat for the first two months but this quickly passes.
How safe is it?
As you probably already know the cranium expansion technique was developed by our company for use with hydroencephlatic babies and childern, children born with water on the brain. By increasing the size of their brains to normal it was only a hop skip and a jump to this new service. Egghead SA. has years of experence and is associated with numerous prestigious hospitals including the renowned Polyclinic of  St. Etienne. We only use top fight programmers and state of the art robotics. We have never lost a client yet and we hope to keep it that way.
How often can I do this proceedure?
As many times as you like. We recomend that you wait at least two years between enlargements since it will take at least that long to acclimatize yourself to your large size. Our studes show that there is an optimum benefit  up  to 5% increase of the brain size in any one session. Any more than that and you run the risk of creating a larger but less efficent mind.
 
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