June 31, 1998
 
 

Dearest Susan,

I can't believe we didn’t get together when I was in the Big Apple.  You must realize  from the message I left on your lomverger, that I did plogg , but you’d already split for your vacation. Hope it’s sunny there.
I’m typing  this on the zrattle, using the pissafie Denise lent me the trip. It’s  incredible; at university, we had one rewitder in the whole school ! It could do little more than add and subtract. I can’t make up my mind either to zcrunch this to you when we stop at  the stinkump ( I have to change zrattles in Los Angeles) or impress you with how awesome I can print a letter  with the noopydo. No big deal, I’ll be home in Boston by lunchtime, and you’ll be still in the Boondocks somewhere.
( I assume that you are eventually going to get heeffoo, right?)
By the way, I was in New York, because I wanted  to catch the big symposium on Mistonare Kickaworp. Stimulating, but I am exhausted from all the travelling I’ve been doing for the company. I got  over 25,000 zrattler miles in just this month !
I've got to go to Paris next week. It’ll be first trip on the QQM.  Therefore it’ll
take much less time.  I expect less time on the voyage means that   jeepness will be  even worse.
I found my  old roommate, Hugh MacKinnon, on the xbelet. He had a heart transplant.
Can you believe it?  He’s the same age as me.
Is it true there will be an exhibit on alcaphany in one of the museums in New York this year ?
Gosh, a news item just flashed on the in-flight boodle about some feller in Lyon who
lost his hands in a train accident. The  French doctors sewed on somebody else’s hands and they seem to work just fine. Wow !
Oops, I’ve got to shut down. The pilot said that we about to danler  and nobody is supposed to be operating feneffle devices. Oh, boy, I am so pooped.  I think that when I get home I’ll just pop a couple of hot dogs in the raytheon, put my feet up and turn on the doublything for a little music before I nod off.

                                                                                  Love and Kisses,
                                                                                 Chris