HyperActive Jargon ( Cyberspeak II )
Choose the OPPOSITE .
1. Artificial moments Choose OneBooks Thin client (internet browser user)Their softwareReal timeMeatspace Seriously, do you often experience inauthentic periods? 2. Cyberspace Choose OneBooksThin client (internet browser user)Their softwareReal timeMeatspace Makes you think of the butcher, doesn't it? Boy, that is attractive. 3. A Fat Client (Someone who uses your programs in Java, C++, etc.) Choose OneBooksThin client (internet browser user)Their softwareReal timeMeatspace Kind of lets you know where the money is right now. Okay, please translate this gobbledygook : 4. Solutions Choose OneBooksThin client (internet browser user)Their softwareReal timeMeatspace 5. Print based materials Choose OneBooksThin client (internet browser user)Their softwareReal timeMeatspace. This one is brought to you direct from Microsoft itself. Match them up: 6. Seriously redundant Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app But used by Madison Avenue hypes the world over. 7. Functions that work Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app all right, this does apply quite often to shareware. 8. This means about the same thing as the word result except it sounds more techie Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app 9. Something that would actually cause you to go out and buy the software as opposed to pirate then trash it Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app 10. Takes up only a little space on your hard drive Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app Authors note: This quiz was compiled by reading Real World IT Magazines targeted at Pro Developers like you. If you have any comment or suggestions you can always e-mail me at © Copyright 1999-2000 by Christopher G. YUKNA
2. Cyberspace Choose OneBooksThin client (internet browser user)Their softwareReal timeMeatspace Makes you think of the butcher, doesn't it? Boy, that is attractive. 3. A Fat Client (Someone who uses your programs in Java, C++, etc.) Choose OneBooksThin client (internet browser user)Their softwareReal timeMeatspace Kind of lets you know where the money is right now. Okay, please translate this gobbledygook : 4. Solutions Choose OneBooksThin client (internet browser user)Their softwareReal timeMeatspace 5. Print based materials Choose OneBooksThin client (internet browser user)Their softwareReal timeMeatspace. This one is brought to you direct from Microsoft itself. Match them up: 6. Seriously redundant Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app But used by Madison Avenue hypes the world over. 7. Functions that work Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app all right, this does apply quite often to shareware. 8. This means about the same thing as the word result except it sounds more techie Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app 9. Something that would actually cause you to go out and buy the software as opposed to pirate then trash it Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app 10. Takes up only a little space on your hard drive Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app Authors note: This quiz was compiled by reading Real World IT Magazines targeted at Pro Developers like you. If you have any comment or suggestions you can always e-mail me at © Copyright 1999-2000 by Christopher G. YUKNA
3. A Fat Client (Someone who uses your programs in Java, C++, etc.) Choose OneBooksThin client (internet browser user)Their softwareReal timeMeatspace Kind of lets you know where the money is right now. Okay, please translate this gobbledygook : 4. Solutions Choose OneBooksThin client (internet browser user)Their softwareReal timeMeatspace 5. Print based materials Choose OneBooksThin client (internet browser user)Their softwareReal timeMeatspace. This one is brought to you direct from Microsoft itself. Match them up: 6. Seriously redundant Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app But used by Madison Avenue hypes the world over. 7. Functions that work Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app all right, this does apply quite often to shareware. 8. This means about the same thing as the word result except it sounds more techie Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app 9. Something that would actually cause you to go out and buy the software as opposed to pirate then trash it Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app 10. Takes up only a little space on your hard drive Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app Authors note: This quiz was compiled by reading Real World IT Magazines targeted at Pro Developers like you. If you have any comment or suggestions you can always e-mail me at © Copyright 1999-2000 by Christopher G. YUKNA
4. Solutions Choose OneBooksThin client (internet browser user)Their softwareReal timeMeatspace 5. Print based materials Choose OneBooksThin client (internet browser user)Their softwareReal timeMeatspace. This one is brought to you direct from Microsoft itself. Match them up: 6. Seriously redundant Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app But used by Madison Avenue hypes the world over. 7. Functions that work Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app all right, this does apply quite often to shareware. 8. This means about the same thing as the word result except it sounds more techie Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app 9. Something that would actually cause you to go out and buy the software as opposed to pirate then trash it Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app 10. Takes up only a little space on your hard drive Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app Authors note: This quiz was compiled by reading Real World IT Magazines targeted at Pro Developers like you. If you have any comment or suggestions you can always e-mail me at © Copyright 1999-2000 by Christopher G. YUKNA
5. Print based materials Choose OneBooksThin client (internet browser user)Their softwareReal timeMeatspace. This one is brought to you direct from Microsoft itself. Match them up: 6. Seriously redundant Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app But used by Madison Avenue hypes the world over. 7. Functions that work Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app all right, this does apply quite often to shareware. 8. This means about the same thing as the word result except it sounds more techie Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app 9. Something that would actually cause you to go out and buy the software as opposed to pirate then trash it Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app 10. Takes up only a little space on your hard drive Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app Authors note: This quiz was compiled by reading Real World IT Magazines targeted at Pro Developers like you. If you have any comment or suggestions you can always e-mail me at © Copyright 1999-2000 by Christopher G. YUKNA
6. Seriously redundant Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app But used by Madison Avenue hypes the world over. 7. Functions that work Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app all right, this does apply quite often to shareware. 8. This means about the same thing as the word result except it sounds more techie Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app 9. Something that would actually cause you to go out and buy the software as opposed to pirate then trash it Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app 10. Takes up only a little space on your hard drive Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app Authors note: This quiz was compiled by reading Real World IT Magazines targeted at Pro Developers like you. If you have any comment or suggestions you can always e-mail me at © Copyright 1999-2000 by Christopher G. YUKNA
7. Functions that work Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app all right, this does apply quite often to shareware. 8. This means about the same thing as the word result except it sounds more techie Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app 9. Something that would actually cause you to go out and buy the software as opposed to pirate then trash it Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app 10. Takes up only a little space on your hard drive Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app Authors note: This quiz was compiled by reading Real World IT Magazines targeted at Pro Developers like you. If you have any comment or suggestions you can always e-mail me at © Copyright 1999-2000 by Christopher G. YUKNA
8. This means about the same thing as the word result except it sounds more techie Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app 9. Something that would actually cause you to go out and buy the software as opposed to pirate then trash it Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app 10. Takes up only a little space on your hard drive Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app Authors note: This quiz was compiled by reading Real World IT Magazines targeted at Pro Developers like you. If you have any comment or suggestions you can always e-mail me at © Copyright 1999-2000 by Christopher G. YUKNA
9. Something that would actually cause you to go out and buy the software as opposed to pirate then trash it Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app 10. Takes up only a little space on your hard drive Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app Authors note: This quiz was compiled by reading Real World IT Magazines targeted at Pro Developers like you. If you have any comment or suggestions you can always e-mail me at © Copyright 1999-2000 by Christopher G. YUKNA
10. Takes up only a little space on your hard drive Choose OneBenchmarkSmall footprintMulti-user networkReady to try featuresKiller app Authors note: This quiz was compiled by reading Real World IT Magazines targeted at Pro Developers like you. If you have any comment or suggestions you can always e-mail me at © Copyright 1999-2000 by Christopher G. YUKNA
Authors note: This quiz was compiled by reading Real World IT Magazines targeted at Pro Developers like you.
If you have any comment or suggestions you can always e-mail me at
© Copyright 1999-2000 by Christopher G. YUKNA