E.arth M.aterials S.pace E.xports

Office Memo 02/23/03

Dear Friendly Terrestrials :

Thank you for your help in formulating those interview questions. They facilitated matters immensely. With them I was able to weed out many unsuitable candidates. I am a bit perplexed though. I understood what the other beings were saying but they seemed to be sending me messages with the movement of their bodies and extremities. Since you are more familiar with your culture could you explain what the following behaviors mean :

Brisk, erect walk =                                       Sitting with legs crossed, foot kicking slightly =

Arms crossed on chest =                                    Walking with hands in pockets, shoulders hunched =

Standing with hands on hips =                                      Hand to cheek =

Touching, slightly rubbing nose =                                    Locked ankles =

Head resting in hand, eyes downcast =                             Open palm =

Rubbing hands =                                                    Pinching bridge of nose, eyes closed =

Tapping or drumming fingers =                              Tilted head =

Stroking chin =                                                      Touching/fondling hair =

Biting nails =                                                       Pulling or tugging at ear =

Steepling fingers =

Sincerely Yours,


Krease the Prophph from the Planet Ozeatazooknee
Director  E.arth M.aterials S.pace E.xports
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