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“Woman was taken out of man; not out of his head to top him, nor out of his feet to be trampled underfoot;
but out of his side to be equal to him, under his arm to be protected, and near his heart to be loved”

1. Eighty percent of all ___________ are men.
A. idiots   B. secretaries   C. singers   D. bank tellers

2. According to Desmond Morris in his seminal work the "The Naked Ape" men
are thirty percent larger than women because:

A. someone has to carry all the luggage, empty the trash, etc.
B. women only mate with men larger than themselves
C. men need the extra size to maintain a harem of two females
D this allows men to hunt large animals

3. In the American Judicial System the majority of the murder case among couples
is where:
A. women murder their boyfriends or spouses   B. homosexual men murder their "significant others"   C. men murder their wives/girlfriends  
D. the victim did not know his killer

4. In an article in New Scientist, Peter Aldhous quotes studies in human populations
where it is suggested that:
A. about fifty percent of the population is bisexual  B. the paternity of ten percent of the children in our society is not that of the man who
thinks he is the father (i.e. the husband of the mother)
C. one year old children often look more like their mother than their father.  D. pregnant women are smarter than non pregnant women

5. According to one opinion poll in Esquire Magazine: a man when he sees
a woman smile at him thinks:
A. boy, she is happy   B. that the woman in question is too confident  C. is my fly unzipped?
D. that she wants to make love to him 

“Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.”
Oscar Wilde

6. The rock star Grace Slick (lead singer of Jefferson Starship) once said:
A. men are good for only one thing   B. the only way to really get to know another woman well is to have shared a man in common.
C. the longer you stay with a man the less you like him   D. men are fragile
7. Geoffrey Miller at the Max Planck Institute in Munich believes:

A. creative displays; such as acting, painting sculpting are simply ways to obtain sexual favors.
B. the cave paintings in France were done as a way to seduce woman
C. men produce art for the general public  
D. women produce art for their loved ones

8. Matthew Groger at the University of Idaho, Moscow studies:
A. rhino transvestites  B. sexually hyperactive turtles  C. fish that change their sex frequently  D. hippos with anorexia

9. Facial language: they open their jaws more when talking, like to look you in the eye during
positive moments, and smile and nod their head when listening.
A. men  B. women  C. it depends on the person   D. both sexes do
10. All women wheither they are young girls or married and with children when looking at a picture of a pretty baby, the pupils of their eyes will dilate greatly (become a lot larger). What happens to the pupils of men who have never had children of their own when they look at the same photo?
A nothing
B they shrink as if trying desperately to avoid looking at something that disgusts them.
C it depends on the person
D they become enlarged but not to the extent of the women.

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