The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can
see better than he can think.

                                When Harry Met Sally

       Harry:"A man can never be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he always
       wants to have sex with her."
       Sally:"That's not true! I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved."
       Harry:"No, you don't"
       Sally:"Yes, I do."
       Harry:"No, you don't"
       Sally:"You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?"
       Harry:"No, I'm saying they all want to have sex with you."
       Sally:"Well, what if they don't want to have sex with you?"
       Harry:"It doesn't matter because the sex part is already out there, so the
       friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story."
       Sally:"So a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?"
       Harry:"No, you pretty much want to nail them, too."

     The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
                                 Woody Allen

    Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour, sit next to
    a pretty woman for and hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
                                   Albert Einstein
If a man says something in a forest, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

"There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature."
                                 Stephen Stills

"Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance."
                               Oscar Wilde

"Some women get excited about nothing and then marry him."

"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."
                   Bumper Sticker

"Women who seek to be the equal of men lack ambition"
                   Timothy Leary

"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another
country. It's a whole different way of thinking."
                  Elayne Boolser